I just went to my rubbish bin to throw out some old milk that had been in the fridge for a while and as I was about to drop it in the bin the bin said:
"Discard old milk. Confirm or Cancel?"
and I said "What that fuck...uh, Confirm"
and then it said "Are you sure you wish to discard old milk? Confirm or Cancel?"
and suddenly I realised and said, "Fuck, hell no! What am I doing? No, Cancel! CANCEL!!!"
and the bin said "Cancel discarding of old milk, Confirm or Cancel?"
and I said "For the love of god Cancel!!!!"
and the bin said "Cancellation of discarding of old milk Confirmed"
and I collapsed in a sweaty heap next to the bin and said "Thank fuck for that"